"She loved mysteries so much she became one" - Looking For Alaska, John Green
i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
it’s in words
i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.
i dont want a job i just want paychecks
OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?