LolaPhloem

"She loved mysteries so much she became one" - Looking For Alaska, John Green

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expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

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conflicting:

i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face

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yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

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crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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catsandwich:

OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?

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